O.K., let's face it: the guy inhaled SOMETHING somewhere along the line. What other explanation could there be? But, lawd love 'im, he's all we have until '96 so let's make the most of it and have a little fun while we're waiting.
To help kill the time, CyByrSoft introduces 'Slick Willie'. We're hoping you'll enjoy it. Hoping, in fact, that you'll enjoy it so much that you'll send us money!
Because, my fellow Americans, 'Slick Willie' is Shareware:
Send $5 [US] to J. Byer, Rt.1, Box 9-B, Fayette, MO 65248
We'll be excruciatingly grateful and you'll be able to play Willie without your conscience bothering you. If there's sufficient interest we may add many improvements to the game and registered owners will be offered free upgrades!
And now the disclaimer : We have attempted to make this program as harmless as is possible. It's been tested on a variety of Macs and there has been nothing to indicate that any significant bugs exist. However, owing to all of the factors involved, we can't guarantee that something won't go wrong. It isn't likely to be anything significant but we must warn you that, by choosing to run this program, you have assumed all responsibility for any and all problems that may develop. We would greatly appreciate you reporting any bugs/crashes/glitches or constructive criticisms to us!
If we've somehow offended your sensibilities, well, we're sorry. Would you prefer a more right-leaning protagonist for the game? Register your copy, and let us know who you'd like to see!
Acknowledgements: Slick Willie was created using Ingemar Ragnemalm's outstanding Sprite Animation Toolkit (v2.12), and is based upon the source code for his game HeartQuest. Thanks Ingemar!!